Benji Holt
Born 19?? – Died 7 May 2026
2019 April Fools Prank
Prior to the prank pulled, Benji Holt had tweeted his disgust with working at Macomb County TV. On 1 April 2019, Holt activated the alien attack Devastation Template on Macomb County TV. Those seeking the upcoming high school girls volleyball game were met with a message that hostile aliens were invading Earth, and Macomb County was on its way to a full-scale invasion. Holt bragged about this on Twitter and he was later fired publicly by the president of Macomb County TV.
2020 Great Lakes Bomber
During the events of the Great Lakes bomber, Benji Holt was arrested for vandalizing the Golden Corridor of Sterling Heights. Or as the locals call it, The Golden Butthole of Macomb County.
2021 Jan 6
Holt participated in the 2021 Capitol insurrection. He was later arrested and sent to prison. He was released on or before 2026. The details of his time and charges are not known.
2026 Detroit Zombie Tragedy
Benji Holt was involve with the Z-86 contamination of former president Samantha Brock. In a dramatic turn of events, Holt, in an attempt to evade capture, sought to flee the scene. However, his desperate escape was met with a grim fate as he was confronted by authorities and ultimately shot and killed. The initial report of Holt’s arrest, which sent shockwaves throughout the community, was swiftly disseminated by the local all-news radio station WRQ. However, amidst the chaos and confusion, WRQ later retracted their statement, highlighting the challenges faced by media outlets in accurately reporting breaking news stories.