Melissa

Melissa is a character in WishesNetwork’s version of Caillou Gets Grounded. She is around the same age and grade as Caillou. Melissa is Caucasian but she believes she is indeed African American. She has been threatening to most people and non-authority figures who disagree with her identity. Melissa doesn’t threaten Miss Martin who disagrees with her identity but still argues against her.
Melissa does not get along with Caillou or Dora. In Caillou Eats Magic Mushrooms / Gets Grounded, Melissa pokes fun at Caillou for having to buy tampons for his mother due to his punishment. Caillou makes a comeback to her insult, which enrages her and threaten to “kick Caillou’s white ass,” despite her being white herself. Dora walks into the melee and fights Melissa, with Dora victorious while Melissa runs away threatening retribution with the help of her “black” boyfriend.
Later that day, Melissa is at the convenience store talking to her “black” boyfriend Drake. Claiming that she beat up Dora. She notices Caillou running past her. While so, Caillou was high on mushrooms and claiming that aliens were about to get him. Drake dismisses that as Caillou being crazy. Melissa orders Drake to fight Caillou, but Drake is 23 years old and would be in more trouble if he were to do that. The alien figure stalking Caillou insults Melissa by calling her a Weinerbutt, but she mistaken that for Drake.
After Caillou got caught drinking beer at a bar by his parents, they take him home for Punishment Day. Included in that Punishment Day is Melissa and Drake getting a turn each in beating up Caillou. Drake fails at this, and Melissa breaks up with him. Melissa also goes to the field trip to Dookie Nuclear Power Plant, and disses Caillou’s show.
Melissa is a rapper and has made mixtapes. Caillou was forced to listen to a portion of it during a Punishment Day. Caillou criticized it stating that he would rather listen to The Shaggs.